The Internet is for Porn

This is a great song and it's one of the funniest things on the Internet. I would love to actually go and see Avenue Q and experience the song as it should be. If this doesn't make you laugh the you are probably not human. Avenue Q is a parody of sesame street for adults. I cannot find a clip of this with the original puppets (atleast not at a good quality) however they did a pretty good job synchronizing the World of Warcraft animation to the song. I give this 8 gold coins out of 10:

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

This so far is my favorite. It's this sad bunny who can't get laid singing of his woes. It's hillarious and the song is so catchy that it'll be in your head for a week. The song is by a group calls TISM and I've checked out their other music. They really suck except for this song so I couldn't both looking for any of it. Enjoy. 10 out of 10 bunnies:


For you additional enjoyment I've posted the lyrics:

EVERYONE ELSE HAS HAD MORE SEX THAN ME
BY TISM

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anybody else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anybody else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?

...

Does everyone think...

Finding The Entertainment

Okay so I'm setting up an index of everything I can find that entertaining online. I'm starting with a list of videos that I've found. I'll include titles, descriptions and my personal rating system which will be customized based on the clip. I'm a big fan of cartoons and music so expect alot of it. Of course most people would say "why would anyone care what you like?" and the easy answer is that they shouldn't. In many ways this is just an easy way for me to organize my choices and if others like them too then so be it. My favorite sources will be place in the links list and I'm try to include preview images when I can. Enjoy.

Your truly,
Captain Dave

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey